Richter Stankles
Being the youngest lad of the bunch, Richter is the only one who can truthfully say that he was raised by the shit movies. Though the use of shit movies as a parenting device was never a plan, it happened never the less, and the result is Richter.
"When I used to mess up lines or not do an action right, I'd either get hit or made fun of... It was great way to learn." - Richter
Richter and his friends were often forced into shit movies if they were unfortunate enough to fall within the vicinity of the productions. An example of this is East Side West Side, which features Richter and all of his young neighborhood pals. In 1996 an attempt to include one of Richter's friends in a movie exploded into hysteria, when the kid went home to his crazy Christian parents and told them that he wanted to kill himself for failing to deliver a line properly.
Some people take shit movies way too seriously. After all, it's only a little shit. Speaking of little shits, Richter never fails to provide something wonderful to the mix.
Hard work and lots of practice finally paid off for Richter when he was cast as George, an 8 year old time traveling killer in New Year's Evil. The film, however, did not immediately find its audience. Just when Richter thought his career was in the shitter, a telephone call from Arthur C. Clark, acclaimed science fiction writer, would change everything.
"I was playing video games and eating candy when the phone rang, my mom yells down the stairs, 'Richter, it's Arthur C. Clark on the phone.' I'm thinking... this guy wrote 2001: A Space Odyssey, I gotta take this one. So we talked, and he wanted to have me over for dinner, because he'd seen New Year's Evil, loved it, and it was all just really exciting." - Richter
Richter now makes candy canes at the North Pole specifically for Arthur C. Clark and his extended family.
Nathan's Father
East Side West Side
Nathan's Father
House Bot
Featured in the following shit movies
- Weird Shit: The Movie as Bathroom Guard
- Christmas Story II as Billy
- The Failures as Bully
- LOST - Episode X01 - The Secret as Charlie Pace
- Corndog Cooker as Director
- Galvatron 4 as Douglas Samuel Jr.
- Hellraiser: Apocalypse as George
- George's Gym as George
- Sector 7B as Glykor
- The Virtual Reality Machine as Head Gear Guy
- Cookies on Christmas as Jarvis
- Superman Vs Darkseid as Jimmy Olsen
- Lord of the Rings as Mordor
- Alien Escape From Mars as Nathan's Father
- The Penis Party Massacre as Pinky
- The Young Lads of GI as Rich Kid
- The Punisher as Russian Terrorist / Failed Actor
- Green Lantern as Victim
- The Midnight Society as Wise Man of the Desert
- Xavier Meets Falzitron as Xavier
- Intergalactic Battle Tournament as Zortok the Destroyer
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