Sure you love shit movies, you've always loved shit movies, and you raise your children on shit movies but have you ever asked yourself why? This site exists to answer that very question and to provide the world with a clear understanding of what, where, and why the shit movies exist.

What?

A shit movie is the filmatic equivalent of a stinky pile of shit and thus would only ever entertain those who made it and simply does not deserve a website and a three disc DVD set.

Where?

It has often sent philosophers and scholars into a state of psychotic frenzy trying to determine where the shit movie is. But when breaking down all of the elements, it is clear that the shit move exists in the same paradigm as love, hate, and self awareness. It is not a tangible concept, but it is safe to say that the shit movie is in the hearts of all men, woman, and children around the world.

Why?

Ah, why indeed. Why is it that all of the universe cannot become unbound by the magic of the shit movie? Why didn't the shit movie end with the small community who initiated the first spark of life that grew into a shit? Why has so much time and money been invested in such a bunch of shit? The answer is simple... everyone loves a shitty movie from time to time. A film that doesn't bother with all that pre-production crap. A movie where the director just presses record, and hopes the actors do the rest.